1. I can wear clothes that don't match (mismatched patterns, sneakers with a dress, pajamas in the daytime) and people will perceive thi...

(this is sort of part two of squandering slack ) I'll spare you a long description of my mom's problems with the way I look and dres...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that you probably can't write a really srs bsns post about having blue hair. Also I'm complet...

so I always feel bad when I post about my dumb attempts to give myself a haircut or something, and/or evidence of Vincent Kartheiser possibl...

I've never liked having eyebrows and today I decided to stop having them. There are kids at Oberlin who draw lines on their faces or gro...

(it's in a ponytail, I didn't cut off the back) I mean, it's not super brilliant and accurate, but I'm really glad I started...