The way I feel about sweaters is the way I feel about women

I love them so much in theory that I still haven't found one I can be happy with in real life.

I wouldn't kick this one out of bed for eating crackers, though:



It's incredibly tight & incredibly itchy, but I need to lose weight anyway and once I lose weight I can wear an undershirt! I hope so, anyway. When have sensory issues ever stopped true love?